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>My God, I’m Fat!!!

>That was my initial reaction after I weighed myself yesterday morning. I’m not sure if the scale was already broke or if I broke it. Only thing left to weigh me on is the Richter scale. Blowing this out of proportion…possibly. Have I got a problem…definitely! It was only a little over a year ago that I weighed a trim 180 and in the best shape of my life. I look to find that I hit 212! This really sunk in when I tried wearing a suit I hadn’t worn in a while and I damn near couldn’t fit the pants, how embarrassing. I’ve decided not to mope about it and do something. This is not a New Year’s resolution, just a goal. If I made it a resolution it would be doomed for failure. I start working out today and having spent my time yesterday compiling an ultimate motivating workout play list, I have the following:

Ultimate Workout List

1. “She Sells Sanctuary” – The Cult (great starter)
2. “Lay it Down” – Ratt
3. “Mr. Scary” – Dokken
4. “Cowboys From Hell “– Pantera
5. “Walk In the Shadows” – Queensryche
6. “Stone Cold Crazy” – Metallica
7. “Shout It Out” or “Do You Like It” – Kingdom Come
8. “Tear It Down” – Def Leppard
9. “The Real Me” – W.A.S.P. (Who cover)
10. “Get the Funk Out” – Extreme
11. “Surfing With the Alien” or “Summer Song” – Joe Satriani

I chose these because they had no lull periods, riffs I’m fond of and a great variety of artists. Don’t knock the list ’til you’ve tried it.

Now for those who want to sit on their arse and not do anything, I have compiled a list of redneck/white trash bands from the 80’s that didn’t take off, enjoy!

1. “Somebody Shave Me” – Cinderfella
2. “Grease Sells, Who’s Fryin’ “- Megameth
3. “Janie’s Got a Gun…Again” – Aeroshirt
4. “Time For Me to Fry” – REO Powerwagon
5. “Holdin’ Back the Beers” – Simply Redneck
6. “Skoal’s Gone” – Pall & gOates
7. “Free-Ballin’ ” – Richard Petty & The Fartbreakers
8. “Pour Some 40 Weight On Me” – Def Heffer
9. “Drink Police” – Cheap Truck
10. “I’m All Out Of Bud” – Beer Supply

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>One thing I hate is when people mis quote me or reorganize a thought I shared at any given time. For instance, this year I got giftcards to places I like. But, I did manage to get a “what the hell” moment while being told how they chose those particular giftcards. I was told that I happened to mention (probably 2 years ago and only once) that I liked a particular restaurant and made quite a fuss about it…huh?? Why is it that I talk non stop about certain stores or restaurants and yet they filter out of that one particular positive comment of an establishment that didn’t mean much and from so long ago? How does this happen?

Perhaps next year, I’ll talk with Santa once(and only once) about the Bunny Ranch in Vegas and maybe I’ll get a Ho to go with the HO HO HO.

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This will be on my TV by later in the afternoon as custom every year. Enjoy your day!

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>Random Photo Opp.

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This is one of my 2 dogs that I have, both Dachshunds. This just cracked me up something fierce when I was able to get this picture. She’s had a lot of great photo moments, but every time I try to get my phone or camera to take a picture, she’s catches on and ruins the pose. This was indeed a rare moment, the dog has super powers of hearing, I’m convinced.

Kinda looks like radar, ay?

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>This is what happens after the letter. I still think it’s hilarious a year later.

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>I mentioned the Boondocks, so for those who are easily offended, don’t play this. Please keep in mind that I am an equal opportunity offender.

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>Okay, I don’t know about how people outside of Christian County deal with their property tax statements (for the home), but here our tax collector mails them to us and not our mortgage lender. I’ve lived in a lot of places around the country and for me, this was a first. I can’t understand why I get the statement, it would cost the same to mail it to my bank and not me. I don’t know if it is because of a lack of effort or lack of knowledge. Does anybody else have a problem with this?

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