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Do I really have to say anything here? The worst part about this is his older brother won the contest in 2005…no shit.

I wonder what the prize was, a 1986 IROC Z28…with louvers, perhaps?

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>Why is it that when someone runs out of something to say that they drop this little nugget, “Well, what would Jesus say/do?” and by the way, thanks for staying on topic. Are you saying that you are soooooo pious that YOU actually know the answer to that hypothesis(notice I said hypothesis and not theory)? For that matter, What would Mohammad say? What would Thomas Jefferson say? What would Charles Darwin say? Who knows, THEY’RE DEAD! It’ bad enough that the whole WWJD thing has become a commercial tag line. You can find it on bumper stickers, t-shirts even billboards. It’s kind of a shame. But why must it come up at all? I don’t need reminders of what the “ideal path” is and if I did need it, I’m beyond all hope. I’m just so sick of this being the ultimate conversation killer when all they are really trying to say(at least in my opinion)is that they want to take their ball and go home.

End rant, let the stoning commence.

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I got off on a little bit of a rant about this rather impressive golf cart a post or 2 back and thought I was going to forget about it…until I just got through talking to someone who thought about looking at one. Just thought I’d point out a few things:

1. Let me get this straight, your car’s engine has 1 liter and my Mountain Dew has 2…Not to mention that this thing goes 0-60 in 4 tries.
2. You mean to tell me that a 3 door Yaris gets around 3 MPG better in mixed driving conditions?
3. Not to mention, the Yaris is a few hundred bucks…LESS!
4. If I get one of the Smartcars, it will be sure to draw a crowd…of caddies.
5. Don’t care if Daimler/Chrysler is behind this thing, that’s actually a reason not to get it.
6. I’d be scared of not being blown off the road by a speedier Yaris or Versa, but by the wind itself. Missouri has a LOT of strong winds(and not just from the weather conditions either).
7. If I hit a pot hole, something tells me I’ll need to call my insurance company.
8. How much down shifting will be involved in getting over a speed bump…or wad of chewing gum?
9. I really don’t give a crap about what people think about me, but being laughed at by 6 year olds while they try racing me to the corner and I can’t shake them, would be more than I could bear.
10. I personally want to see a Car and Driver comparison between this and a Barbie Power Wheels. Yes, Tokyo Drift in a Barbie car, a must see. VROOM VROOM BITCH!!!

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>Okay first, I am NO Wesley Snipes fan by any means, but what the hell man? So let me get this straight, Snipes get 3 years for tax evasion and Paris Hilton gets what? I know it’s apples and oranges when it comes to what they were both tried for, but what’s worse? I don’t see Snipes being an evader as being worse than some highly celebrated coke whore that didn’t even finish high school driving under the influence. On top of that, why now do we start with Snipes being the one to start making examples with? They were really proud of making that known, so does this mean that EVERY celebrity from now on will get the Maximum? Or is it that we only do this for tax cheats? Am I the only one that sees the screwed logic in this? If anything the punishment should fit the crime in this case by hitting him with huge fines. The co-defendants got it worse by getting over 4years and 10 for the other, who were really to blame for this whole thing. Was Snipes ignorant? Yes, but does it warrant jail time? So many questions rattling in my head over this one…and, I HATE CELEBRITY GOSSIP!

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This was just too convenient for me to miss out on. This idiot parked right next to me and gave me a nice view of the huge gap between hers and the guy parked behind her. I don’t think the photo gives just exactly how much room there was, but you could fit one of those ‘not so’ Smartcars in the gap. Speaking of ‘not so’ Smartcars, I saw 2 today around Springfield. Man those things are ugly, I was so put off by them, I felt compelled to throw some gum out in front of it to see the driver try to down shift their piece of shit out of it. A word to the unwise, you should have looked at a 3 door Yaris instead. Give your car to the idiot in the photo so she can park it by the bike racks.

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Blind in Texas + Piss on Texas = A day in the life of yours truly. The top photo is exactly what it looks like as on this road trip, we didn’t make it to the Alamo, so I did the next best thing. I believe the statute of limitations has run out on this. One thing my friends learned on that road trip, don’t dare me to do anything. Back in the day, when my and my liver weren’t on speaking terms, I did a LOT of crazy shit and this is actually pretty mild. At this particular moment, I was at war with a 12 pack and took a beer grenade to the head, but I did kill that 12 pack…just to watch it die.

Just so everyone knows, I’ve out grown this type of behavior…sort of.

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>What the fuck is that??? I just got “tagged” by Cali Girl(and she didn’t even have the decency to buy me a drink first or give a reach around)…and who the hell told you I knew how to read? I don’t think you people want to read passages from the Anarchist cookbook and how to make bleach bombs, so now I actually have to get up and find a different one. So let me get this straight, page 123…find 5th sentence…then post the next thrice sentence, ay? Two posts in one day, you trying to make me work or something…and for free??? This is why don’t think much on this blog as I like getting paid to use my brain. Anyway, enough whining and bitching:

The following is from “Combat Strategy” by Hanho

Junsado categorizes combination attacks into four groups:

Group A: 1. Strike + Strike
2. Stike + Kick
3. Stike + Immobilization
4. Strike + Takedown

I think that ought to be sufficient. I tried the Yellow pages and it didn’t make any damn sense. And now I’m supposed to find 5 more victims? Okay, that being the case, I throw the punk card at these 5 people:

1. Whiner Girl from Something To Whine About. Whine all ya want, your ass is still tagged.
2. Dr. Sardonicus from Pole Hill Sanitarium One thing Doc, no Rush Limbaugh books please.
3. JL from Pretension Deficit for just damn meanness.
4. Strannix from Welcome To the Revolution Get your bitch ass back to the blog!
5. Bright Yellow Gun your ass is known about and I don’t wanna hear how ya just got tagged earlier.

I would love to have tagged Sniderman’s punk ass but…oh, and after which, I would trade your ass for cigarettes.

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